Discussion:
Want to get eaten by snake
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s***@freenet.de
2006-12-05 19:04:19 UTC
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Hello,

I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.

I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
, Boa or Anaconda for example.

For me it is very serous, when you have feed your snake, you can touch
the belly , while I get digestived in her.

My skin and bones will also digestived, snake stomach juice are strong
so I believe that I will be a good food for your snake.

I mean this serously so I can travel all over the world to be the food
for your snake.

I eat a lot of hamburgers before, so that I get more fad and your snake
is happy, you can make also a movie on this, but please do not kill the
snake, after this.

When you need a guy for your snake, so write me an email:
***@freenet.de
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-05 19:10:01 UTC
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Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
For me it is very serous, when you have feed your snake, you can touch
the belly , while I get digestived in her.
My skin and bones will also digestived, snake stomach juice are strong
so I believe that I will be a good food for your snake.
I mean this serously so I can travel all over the world to be the food
for your snake.
I eat a lot of hamburgers before, so that I get more fad and your snake
is happy, you can make also a movie on this, but please do not kill the
snake, after this.
Another SICK GERMAN BASTARD.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
dclizardking
2006-12-05 22:16:45 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
For me it is very serous, when you have feed your snake, you can touch
the belly , while I get digestived in her.
My skin and bones will also digestived, snake stomach juice are strong
so I believe that I will be a good food for your snake.
I mean this serously so I can travel all over the world to be the food
for your snake.
I eat a lot of hamburgers before, so that I get more fad and your snake
is happy, you can make also a movie on this, but please do not kill the
snake, after this.
Another SICK GERMAN BASTARD.
Give him some credit though, his command of the English language is
better than Varizo's.
Post by Dr Walpurgis
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-05 22:26:35 UTC
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Post by dclizardking
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Another SICK GERMAN BASTARD.
Give him some credit though, his command of the English language is
better than Varizo's.
The KRAUT is a LEARNED CUNT. I have a vague recollection of Varizo (née
Variz) being a GREASY DAGO.

"THE SPIC DID IT. IT'S HIS FAULT. IT'S HIS YELLOW FUCKIN' FAULT."
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
Bonestructure
2006-12-08 15:27:06 UTC
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How come women never send stuff like this. I got a snake for the right
woman. What the hell do they do to men in Germany?
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The biggest problem with tubal pregnancies probably isn't the removal of
the baby, but rather the extraction of the tuba.

http://www.bonestructure.net
bod
2006-12-06 08:50:41 UTC
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Post by dclizardking
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
For me it is very serous, when you have feed your snake, you can touch
the belly , while I get digestived in her.
My skin and bones will also digestived, snake stomach juice are strong
so I believe that I will be a good food for your snake.
I mean this serously so I can travel all over the world to be the food
for your snake.
I eat a lot of hamburgers before, so that I get more fad and your snake
is happy, you can make also a movie on this, but please do not kill the
snake, after this.
Another SICK GERMAN BASTARD.
Give him some credit though, his command of the English language is
better than Varizo's.
maybe we should put him in touch with the guy who asked to be tortured in a
dungeon the other month?
--
regards from BOD!

"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980

http://www.myspace.com/bodland
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=bodland
Bonestructure
2006-12-08 15:27:35 UTC
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Post by bod
maybe we should put him in touch with the guy who asked to be tortured
in a dungeon the other month?
Maybe it's the same guy.
--
The biggest problem with tubal pregnancies probably isn't the removal of
the baby, but rather the extraction of the tuba.

http://www.bonestructure.net
Blackwingbear
2017-05-03 22:09:04 UTC
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If so, maybe "snake" is a eupamism
Post by Bonestructure
Post by bod
maybe we should put him in touch with the guy who asked to be tortured
in a dungeon the other month?
Maybe it's the same guy.
d***@gmail.com
2017-05-04 13:07:01 UTC
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Yeah
d***@gmail.com
2018-01-16 13:44:16 UTC
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Still looking get eaten by a snake
Lesmond
2018-01-16 15:12:48 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
Still looking get eaten by a snake
Will you marry me?
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d***@gmail.com
2018-01-16 23:02:51 UTC
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Yeah
Lesmond
2018-01-17 02:02:27 UTC
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Yeah
Awesome.
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I have sprayed you into my eyes
Adam
2018-01-17 01:13:01 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
Still looking get eaten by a snake
Snake Plissken?
Jared
2018-01-17 02:33:38 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
Still looking get eaten by a snake
Are you sat on your arse at home expecting a snake to come to you, or have
you at least moved to Venezuela and dressed up like a capybara?
d***@gmail.com
2018-01-17 14:15:24 UTC
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Want someone bring snake to eat me
Lesmond
2018-01-17 21:15:18 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
Want someone bring snake to eat me
How much do you weigh?
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I have sprayed you into my eyes
d***@gmail.com
2018-01-20 13:55:10 UTC
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6ft 145lb
Dr Walpurgis
2018-01-20 16:32:12 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
6ft 145lb
Are you a SPACKER?
d***@gmail.com
2018-01-26 21:35:52 UTC
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That is my hight and weight
Lesmond
2018-01-21 02:45:36 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
6ft 145lb
Okay, I can find what you need. I figure we can get married first and
instead of a band at the reception, we can all watch you get eaten by the
snake.

What kind of assets do you have?
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Do not spray into eyes
I have sprayed you into my eyes
Adam
2018-01-23 02:53:39 UTC
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Post by Lesmond
Post by d***@gmail.com
6ft 145lb
Okay, I can find what you need. I figure we can get married first and
instead of a band at the reception, we can all watch you get eaten by the
snake.
What kind of assets do you have?
We're all invited, right?
Lesmond
2018-01-23 16:52:45 UTC
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Post by Adam
Post by Lesmond
Post by d***@gmail.com
6ft 145lb
Okay, I can find what you need. I figure we can get married first and
instead of a band at the reception, we can all watch you get eaten by the
snake.
What kind of assets do you have?
We're all invited, right?
I'll even spring for everyone's plane fare.
--
Do not spray into eyes
I have sprayed you into my eyes
Adam
2018-01-23 23:40:36 UTC
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Post by Lesmond
Post by Adam
Post by Lesmond
Post by d***@gmail.com
6ft 145lb
Okay, I can find what you need. I figure we can get married first and
instead of a band at the reception, we can all watch you get eaten by the
snake.
What kind of assets do you have?
We're all invited, right?
I'll even spring for everyone's plane fare.
Yay!
Giallo_Vera
2018-01-24 00:38:37 UTC
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Post by Lesmond
Post by Adam
Post by Lesmond
Okay, I can find what you need. I figure we can get married first and
instead of a band at the reception, we can all watch you get eaten by the
snake.
We're all invited, right?
I'll even spring for everyone's plane fare.
Yay!
We could cut out the middleman and get the snake on the plane...
Lesmond
2018-01-24 15:19:31 UTC
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Post by Giallo_Vera
Post by Lesmond
Post by Adam
Post by Lesmond
Okay, I can find what you need. I figure we can get married first and
instead of a band at the reception, we can all watch you get eaten by the
snake.
We're all invited, right?
I'll even spring for everyone's plane fare.
Yay!
We could cut out the middleman and get the snake on the plane...
LOL! But then I won't have another wedding. My husband is really looking
forward to this.

Oh, damn. I guess I have to get divorced first.
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Do not spray into eyes
I have sprayed you into my eyes
Giallo_Vera
2018-01-25 01:50:35 UTC
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Post by Lesmond
Post by Giallo_Vera
Post by Lesmond
Post by Adam
Post by Lesmond
Okay, I can find what you need. I figure we can get married first and
instead of a band at the reception, we can all watch you get eaten by the
snake.
We're all invited, right?
I'll even spring for everyone's plane fare.
Yay!
We could cut out the middleman and get the snake on the plane...
LOL! But then I won't have another wedding. My husband is really looking
forward to this.
Oh, damn. I guess I have to get divorced first.
The great Fela Kuti married 27 women in 1 day, i'm sure you can get away
with a very brief period of duel betrothment before this daft cunt gets
digested.
d***@gmail.com
2018-01-26 21:37:09 UTC
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That's sweet and I don't have much

Jared
2018-01-18 02:32:30 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
Want someone bring snake to eat me
Fucking Millennials. So entitled.
Adam
2018-01-19 01:59:07 UTC
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Post by Jared
Post by d***@gmail.com
Want someone bring snake to eat me
Fucking Millennials. So entitled.
Right?? GO OUT AND GET YOUR OWN SNAKE, YOU LAZY BASTARD!! AND GET OFF MY
LAWN!!!
Dr Walpurgis
2018-01-19 21:22:14 UTC
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Post by Adam
Post by Jared
Post by d***@gmail.com
Want someone bring snake to eat me
Fucking Millennials. So entitled.
Right?? GO OUT AND GET YOUR OWN SNAKE, YOU LAZY BASTARD!! AND GET OFF MY
LAWN!!!
Thank God for Trump.

With any luck he'll GAS these fuckers.
Adam
2018-01-20 00:36:31 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by Adam
Post by Jared
Post by d***@gmail.com
Want someone bring snake to eat me
Fucking Millennials. So entitled.
Right?? GO OUT AND GET YOUR OWN SNAKE, YOU LAZY BASTARD!! AND GET OFF MY
LAWN!!!
Thank God for Trump.
With any luck he'll GAS these fuckers.
Gas, he has a plentiful supply of.
Lesmond
2018-01-20 05:19:22 UTC
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Post by Adam
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by Adam
Post by Jared
Post by d***@gmail.com
Want someone bring snake to eat me
Fucking Millennials. So entitled.
Right?? GO OUT AND GET YOUR OWN SNAKE, YOU LAZY BASTARD!! AND GET OFF MY
LAWN!!!
Thank God for Trump.
With any luck he'll GAS these fuckers.
Gas, he has a plentiful supply of.
I'm wondering how much there needs to be in the budget for "investigating
people who want to be eaten by snakes."
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Do not spray into eyes
I have sprayed you into my eyes
Brian Christgau
2006-12-06 08:56:11 UTC
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Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
*LOL* You guys don't actually think this is serious, do you? It's
obviously a spoof on the guy who was voluntarily cannibalized in Deutschland
not long ago, and a damn funny one at that.

Cheers,

B
bod
2006-12-06 09:04:09 UTC
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Post by Brian Christgau
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
*LOL* You guys don't actually think this is serious, do you? It's
obviously a spoof
and we are obviously taking the piss...
--
regards from BOD!

"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980

http://www.myspace.com/bodland
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=bodland
Mrs Krug
2006-12-06 09:39:17 UTC
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On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:56:11 GMT, "Brian Christgau"
Post by Brian Christgau
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
*LOL* You guys don't actually think this is serious, do you? It's
obviously a spoof on the guy who was voluntarily cannibalized in Deutschland
not long ago, and a damn funny one at that.
Shut the fuck up, CHEESE NIGGER.
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-06 09:55:31 UTC
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Post by Brian Christgau
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
*LOL* You guys don't actually think this is serious, do you?
Indeed we do. We live with those MONSTERS on OUR DOORSTEP.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
Bonestructure
2006-12-08 15:28:34 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
Indeed we do. We live with those MONSTERS on OUR DOORSTEP.
Have you ever seen German porn? That convinces me there are people like
this in Germany.
--
The biggest problem with tubal pregnancies probably isn't the removal of
the baby, but rather the extraction of the tuba.

http://www.bonestructure.net
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-08 15:31:43 UTC
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Post by Bonestructure
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Indeed we do. We live with those MONSTERS on OUR DOORSTEP.
Have you ever seen German porn? That convinces me there are people like
this in Germany.
Look no further than a SOCIOPATHIC PTR POST.

SICK GERMAN BASTARD.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
ptr
2006-12-08 18:08:08 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by Bonestructure
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Indeed we do. We live with those MONSTERS on OUR DOORSTEP.
Have you ever seen German porn? That convinces me there are people
like this in Germany.
Look no further than a SOCIOPATHIC PTR POST.
SICK GERMAN BASTARD.
c'mon man... german porn is relatively tame, compared to what's produced
in other parts of the world these days.
Scandinavia: all the bestiality you'd want (still legal, I think).
Asia: all the shit-eating (and whatnot) you can handle.
Netherlands: sex with minors.
Russia: all of the above (and more).

PTR.
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-08 18:04:17 UTC
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Post by ptr
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by Bonestructure
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Indeed we do. We live with those MONSTERS on OUR DOORSTEP.
Have you ever seen German porn? That convinces me there are people like
this in Germany.
Look no further than a SOCIOPATHIC PTR POST.
SICK GERMAN BASTARD.
c'mon man... german porn is relatively tame, compared to what's
produced in other parts of the world these days.
Scandinavia: all the bestiality you'd want (still legal, I think).
Asia: all the shit-eating (and whatnot) you can handle.
Netherlands: sex with minors.
Russia: all of the above (and more).
HEUTE EUROPA, MORGEN DIE WELT!
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
the dog from that film you saw
2006-12-08 18:21:09 UTC
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Post by ptr
c'mon man... german porn is relatively tame, compared to what's produced
in other parts of the world these days.
Scandinavia: all the bestiality you'd want (still legal, I think).
Asia: all the shit-eating (and whatnot) you can handle.
Netherlands: sex with minors.
Russia: all of the above (and more).
german porn is fun though.
--
Gareth.
A french man who wanted a castle threw his cat into a pond.
http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/dsbmusic/
El Roberto
2006-12-10 17:39:54 UTC
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Post by ptr
Russia: all of the above (and more).
POLONIUM PORNO

R
d***@gmail.com
2017-04-23 08:49:25 UTC
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I would love be eaten by a snake asap get hold of me.
Lesmond
2017-04-24 14:33:44 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
I would love be eaten by a snake asap get hold of me.
Yo, dude!
-Mr. Giant Snake.
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She may contain the urge to run away
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breeze blocks
d***@gmail.com
2017-04-24 15:57:39 UTC
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Ok Kik me at de4ever2001 or email me at gmmail.com the same name. We can do this this week.
Dr Walpurgis
2017-04-24 17:44:40 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
Ok Kik me at de4ever2001 or email me at gmmail.com the same name. We can do this this week.
Are you on crack?
d***@gmail.com
2017-04-24 19:12:34 UTC
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Nope
Adam
2017-04-24 19:03:31 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
I would love be eaten by a snake asap get hold of me.
Snake Plissken?
d***@gmail.com
2017-04-24 19:23:16 UTC
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Yes I love have one do it
Adam
2017-04-24 23:55:04 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
Yes I love have one do it
Ok, which one of you is this??
Giallo_Vera
2017-04-25 00:31:59 UTC
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Post by Adam
Post by d***@gmail.com
Yes I love have one do it
Ok, which one of you is this??
Honestly anything that brings up a 'new posts' notification is good by
me. We need a good old fashioned flamewar or troll bombarment to keep
the numbers up... or y'know, 15 year old requests for VHS workprints and
bizarre snake fetish requests...
Dr Walpurgis
2017-04-25 05:36:49 UTC
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Post by Giallo_Vera
Honestly anything that brings up a 'new posts' notification is good by
me. We need a good old fashioned flamewar or troll bombarment to keep
the numbers up... or y'know, 15 year old requests for VHS workprints and
bizarre snake fetish requests...
We were just saying how long it had been since we had a nutter.
Adam
2017-04-25 13:57:20 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by Giallo_Vera
Honestly anything that brings up a 'new posts' notification is good by
me. We need a good old fashioned flamewar or troll bombarment to keep
the numbers up... or y'know, 15 year old requests for VHS workprints and
bizarre snake fetish requests...
We were just saying how long it had been since we had a nutter.
Ask and you shall receive!

I do miss those days.
d***@gmail.com
2017-04-25 14:23:04 UTC
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Yeah... Wish it could happen to me I asking and now what.
Dr Walpurgis
2017-04-25 19:14:35 UTC
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Post by d***@gmail.com
Yeah... Wish it could happen to me I asking and now what.
You might have more luck asking for "horror pic or sound".
d***@gmail.com
2017-04-25 02:22:01 UTC
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What u mean I know I was talking about I really want this done
the dog from that film you saw
2006-12-08 16:36:28 UTC
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Post by Bonestructure
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Indeed we do. We live with those MONSTERS on OUR DOORSTEP.
Have you ever seen German porn? That convinces me there are people like
this in Germany.
i have one word to describe german porn

HONEST
--
Gareth.
A french man who wanted a castle threw his cat into a pond.
http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/dsbmusic/
bod
2006-12-08 19:01:58 UTC
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Post by the dog from that film you saw
Post by Bonestructure
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Indeed we do. We live with those MONSTERS on OUR DOORSTEP.
Have you ever seen German porn? That convinces me there are people like
this in Germany.
i have one word to describe german porn
HONEST
a few years ago me and a workmate used to find bizzare porn films and copy
them onto a 4 hour tape on lp....the result was 8 hours of porn that started
off fairly normal and disintegrated into some realy weird and filthy shit
(one scene included some tart getting it up the bum, but she shits herself
due to having the squits so you get the idea.)
this then got passed around work.....we then had blokes throwing this tape
back at us and complaining that it was discusting and sick as hell i used to
shout at them "WHAT DO YOU WANT, SOMETHING TO WANK OFF OVER YOU DIRTY
FUCKER!!??"
the tape is still doing the rounds to this day 11 years on....
--
regards from BOD!

"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980

http://www.myspace.com/bodland
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=bodland
ptr
2006-12-06 16:17:37 UTC
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Post by Brian Christgau
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
*LOL* You guys don't actually think this is serious, do you? It's
obviously a spoof on the guy who was voluntarily cannibalized in Deutschland
not long ago, and a damn funny one at that.
Cheers,
B
they'll never understand our sense of humor... and will for ever keep on
complaining, we don't even have one.
PTR.
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-06 18:36:34 UTC
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Post by ptr
Post by Brian Christgau
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
*LOL* You guys don't actually think this is serious, do you? It's
obviously a spoof on the guy who was voluntarily cannibalized in
Deutschland not long ago, and a damn funny one at that.
they'll never understand our sense of humor... and will for ever keep
on complaining, we don't even have one.
ELABORATE PRACTICAL JOKES involving SIX MILLION FOUR-BY-TWOS does not
constitute a SENSE OF HUMOUR.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
ptr
2006-12-06 21:31:20 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by ptr
Post by Brian Christgau
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
*LOL* You guys don't actually think this is serious, do you? It's
obviously a spoof on the guy who was voluntarily cannibalized in
Deutschland not long ago, and a damn funny one at that.
they'll never understand our sense of humor... and will for ever keep
on complaining, we don't even have one.
ELABORATE PRACTICAL JOKES involving SIX MILLION FOUR-BY-TWOS does not
constitute a SENSE OF HUMOUR.
see? that's what I mean... back to sleep.
PTR.
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-07 11:49:37 UTC
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Post by ptr
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by ptr
Post by Brian Christgau
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
*LOL* You guys don't actually think this is serious, do you? It's
obviously a spoof on the guy who was voluntarily cannibalized in
Deutschland not long ago, and a damn funny one at that.
they'll never understand our sense of humor... and will for ever keep
on complaining, we don't even have one.
ELABORATE PRACTICAL JOKES involving SIX MILLION FOUR-BY-TWOS does not
constitute a SENSE OF HUMOUR.
see? that's what I mean... back to sleep.
HITLER-LICKING GAS NIGGER.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
El Roberto
2006-12-07 11:53:24 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by ptr
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by ptr
Post by Brian Christgau
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
,Boa or Anaconda for example.
*LOL* You guys don't actually think this is serious, do you? It's
obviously a spoof on the guy who was voluntarily cannibalized in
Deutschland not long ago, and a damn funny one at that.
they'll never understand our sense of humor... and will for ever keep
on complaining, we don't even have one.
ELABORATE PRACTICAL JOKES involving SIX MILLION FOUR-BY-TWOS does not
constitute a SENSE OF HUMOUR.
see? that's what I mean... back to sleep.
HITLER-LICKING GAS NIGGER.
AUSCHWITZ PORCH MONKEY.

R
Markus
2006-12-08 20:11:49 UTC
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Post by El Roberto
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by ptr
see? that's what I mean... back to sleep.
HITLER-LICKING GAS NIGGER.
AUSCHWITZ PORCH MONKEY.
I know germans as sensitive and empathizing people:

ptr
2006-12-08 20:42:27 UTC
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Post by Markus
Post by El Roberto
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by ptr
see? that's what I mean... back to sleep.
HITLER-LICKING GAS NIGGER.
AUSCHWITZ PORCH MONKEY.
http://youtu.be/QuHBPObuEmA
bit. of. class.
PTR.
the dog from that film you saw
2006-12-08 20:49:58 UTC
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Post by ptr
Post by Markus
Post by El Roberto
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by ptr
see? that's what I mean... back to sleep.
HITLER-LICKING GAS NIGGER.
AUSCHWITZ PORCH MONKEY.
http://youtu.be/QuHBPObuEmA
bit. of. class.
PTR.
i'm sure he said ' arschloch' at around the minute mark - i recognise that
from porn films!
--
Gareth.
A french man who wanted a castle threw his cat into a pond.
http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/dsbmusic/
Markus
2006-12-08 20:57:03 UTC
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Post by the dog from that film you saw
i'm sure he said ' arschloch' at around the minute mark - i recognise that
from porn films!
Yeah, this word will help you in any situation involving angry germans.
Mimi Creep
2006-12-09 04:56:19 UTC
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Post by Markus
Yeah, this word will help you in any situation involving angry germans.
and a friendly spoken "dumme Sau" - helps for sure
the dog from that film you saw
2006-12-05 19:11:00 UTC
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Post by s***@freenet.de
Hello,
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
I would like to get eaten by a snake, so you can feed me to your snake
, Boa or Anaconda for example.
For me it is very serous, when you have feed your snake, you can touch
the belly , while I get digestived in her.
My skin and bones will also digestived, snake stomach juice are strong
so I believe that I will be a good food for your snake.
I mean this serously so I can travel all over the world to be the food
for your snake.
I eat a lot of hamburgers before, so that I get more fad and your snake
is happy, you can make also a movie on this, but please do not kill the
snake, after this.
NEEDS MORE SNAKES.
--
Gareth.
A french man who wanted a castle threw his cat into a pond.
http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/dsbmusic/
Bonestructure
2006-12-08 15:29:25 UTC
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NEEDS MORE SNAKES.
Would this guy have an orgasm if he was eaten by a snake...on a plane?
--
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the baby, but rather the extraction of the tuba.

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Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-08 15:33:35 UTC
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Post by the dog from that film you saw
NEEDS MORE SNAKES.
Would this guy have an orgasm if he was eaten by a snake...on a plane?
SNAKES IN EIN KAMP.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
Killer Kane
2006-12-05 20:44:51 UTC
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Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
ASP-BANDIT!
Nod
2006-12-06 01:54:49 UTC
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Post by Killer Kane
Post by s***@freenet.de
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
ASP-BANDIT!
There are countries where you can be locked up for jokes like that.

And I'm not taking the hiss.

Nod
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El Roberto
2006-12-06 00:41:10 UTC
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Post by s***@freenet.de
Hello,
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
ONLY IN NAZILAND.

Remember that CUNT who invited someone from the internet to come over, cut
his COCK off, FRY IT and EAT IT?

A fucking STRANGE LOT.

R
ptr
2006-12-06 06:33:01 UTC
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Post by El Roberto
Post by s***@freenet.de
Hello,
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
ONLY IN NAZILAND.
Remember that CUNT who invited someone from the internet to come over, cut
his COCK off, FRY IT and EAT IT?
A fucking STRANGE LOT.
R
what's wrong with being sexy?
PTR.
Shiflet
2006-12-06 06:12:28 UTC
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Post by ptr
what's wrong with being sexy?
And why do you hate freedom?
Post by ptr
PTR.
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-06 08:23:35 UTC
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Post by ptr
Post by s***@freenet.de
Hello,
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
ONLY IN NAZILAND. Remember that CUNT who invited someone from the
internet to come over, cut his COCK off, FRY IT and EAT IT? A fucking
STRANGE LOT.
what's wrong with being sexy?
MONTY was RIGHT. We should have BOMBED YOU BACK INTO AGRICULTURE when
we had the chance.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
the dog from that film you saw
2006-12-06 07:22:33 UTC
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Post by El Roberto
Post by s***@freenet.de
Hello,
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
ONLY IN NAZILAND.
Remember that CUNT who invited someone from the internet to come over, cut
his COCK off, FRY IT and EAT IT?
A fucking STRANGE LOT.
R
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
--
Gareth.
A french man who wanted a castle threw his cat into a pond.
http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/dsbmusic/
Mrs Krug
2006-12-06 09:42:32 UTC
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On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 07:22:33 -0000, "the dog from that film you saw"
Post by the dog from that film you saw
Post by El Roberto
Post by s***@freenet.de
Hello,
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
ONLY IN NAZILAND.
Remember that CUNT who invited someone from the internet to come over, cut
his COCK off, FRY IT and EAT IT?
A fucking STRANGE LOT.
R
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
bod
2006-12-06 09:52:54 UTC
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Post by Mrs Krug
On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 07:22:33 -0000, "the dog from that film you saw"
Post by the dog from that film you saw
Post by El Roberto
Post by s***@freenet.de
Hello,
I am a young fad german boy, from Berlin, I am looking for a guy oder
women which have a snake in his or her house.
ONLY IN NAZILAND.
Remember that CUNT who invited someone from the internet to come over, cut
his COCK off, FRY IT and EAT IT?
A fucking STRANGE LOT.
R
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
SLAGHEAP SCHOOL DIRTY DIGGER....

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regards from BOD!

"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980

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Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-06 10:00:52 UTC
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I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
I prefer "BLACKBURN LEAS BLACK" for Gary.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
Mrs Krug
2006-12-06 10:14:10 UTC
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On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 10:00:52 +0000, Dr Walpurgis
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by the dog from that film you saw
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
I prefer "BLACKBURN LEAS BLACK" for Gary.
SPENDER COON.
Mrs Krug
2006-12-06 10:14:47 UTC
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Post by Mrs Krug
On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 10:00:52 +0000, Dr Walpurgis
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by the dog from that film you saw
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
I prefer "BLACKBURN LEAS BLACK" for Gary.
SPENDER COON.
CROCODILE SHOES WOG.
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-06 10:19:32 UTC
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Post by Mrs Krug
SPENDER COON.
CROCODILE SHOES WOG.
Surely, "TOON COON"?
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-06 10:20:25 UTC
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Post by Mrs Krug
SPENDER COON.
FLAT CAP COON.

PIGEON NIGGER.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
Mrs Krug
2006-12-06 10:40:11 UTC
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On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 10:20:25 +0000, Dr Walpurgis
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by Mrs Krug
SPENDER COON.
FLAT CAP COON.
PIGEON NIGGER.
TYKE KYKE.
Bonestructure
2006-12-08 15:31:01 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
FLAT CAP COON.
Shouldn't that be cat flap toon?
--
The biggest problem with tubal pregnancies probably isn't the removal of
the baby, but rather the extraction of the tuba.

http://www.bonestructure.net
the dog from that film you saw
2006-12-06 16:38:52 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by the dog from that film you saw
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
I prefer "BLACKBURN LEAS BLACK" for Gary.
is this some reference to 'blackbird leas' and you screwed up?
if so... that's a part of oxford - and i dont like in oxford you stalker !
( does that make me sound like varizo?)
--
Gareth.
A french man who wanted a castle threw his cat into a pond.
http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/dsbmusic/
the dog from that film you saw
2006-12-06 16:37:47 UTC
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Post by Mrs Krug
Post by the dog from that film you saw
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
ahem...

here is the actual, original message.
just think - it led to murder, and it's sitting there on google forever....

http://masl.to/?N22F1205E
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Gareth.
A french man who wanted a castle threw his cat into a pond.
http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/dsbmusic/
bod
2006-12-06 17:52:03 UTC
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here is the actual, original message.
just think - it led to murder, and it's sitting there on google forever....
http://masl.to/?N22F1205E
how come alt horror doesnt have a "warning 18s only" message before you read
it??
--
regards from BOD!

"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980

http://www.myspace.com/bodland
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=bodland
Mrs Krug
2006-12-07 07:47:10 UTC
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On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 17:52:03 -0000, "bod"
Post by bod
Post by the dog from that film you saw
here is the actual, original message.
just think - it led to murder, and it's sitting there on google forever....
http://masl.to/?N22F1205E
how come alt horror doesnt have a "warning 18s only" message before you read
it??
Our goal for 2007?
Bonestructure
2006-12-08 15:32:08 UTC
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Post by bod
how come alt horror doesnt have a "warning 18s only" message before
you read it??
Maybe because we assume if you're a horror movie fan you have enough
intelligence to use your own judgement?
--
The biggest problem with tubal pregnancies probably isn't the removal of
the baby, but rather the extraction of the tuba.

http://www.bonestructure.net
Blackwingbear
2017-05-03 22:07:43 UTC
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Don Kool wouldn't get laid then.
Post by bod
how come alt horror doesnt have a "warning 18s only" message before you read
it??
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-06 18:38:00 UTC
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On 2006-12-06 16:37:47 +0000, "the dog from that film you saw"
Post by the dog from that film you saw
Post by Mrs Krug
Post by the dog from that film you saw
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
ahem...
here is the actual, original message.
just think - it led to murder, and it's sitting there on google forever....
http://masl.to/?N22F1205E
"alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism"

ONLY IN GERMANY.
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
Mrs Krug
2006-12-07 07:48:08 UTC
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On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 18:38:00 +0000, Dr Walpurgis
Post by Dr Walpurgis
On 2006-12-06 16:37:47 +0000, "the dog from that film you saw"
Post by the dog from that film you saw
Post by Mrs Krug
Post by the dog from that film you saw
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
ahem...
here is the actual, original message.
just think - it led to murder, and it's sitting there on google forever....
http://masl.to/?N22F1205E
"alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism"
Who'd have guessed they'd get nutters posting there?
ptr
2006-12-08 18:25:27 UTC
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Post by Dr Walpurgis
On 2006-12-06 16:37:47 +0000, "the dog from that film you saw"
Post by the dog from that film you saw
Post by Mrs Krug
Post by the dog from that film you saw
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
ahem...
here is the actual, original message.
just think - it led to murder, and it's sitting there on google forever....
http://masl.to/?N22F1205E
"alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism"
ONLY IN GERMANY.
I'm pretty sure, this was his favourite shirt:
http://tinyurl.com/yyjqub

PTR.
Dr Walpurgis
2006-12-08 19:29:30 UTC
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Post by ptr
Post by Dr Walpurgis
Post by the dog from that film you saw
Post by Mrs Krug
Post by the dog from that film you saw
I EAT YOUR HORNY FLESH
and he did.
DAFFODIL WOG.
ahem...
here is the actual, original message.
just think - it led to murder, and it's sitting there on google forever....
http://masl.to/?N22F1205E
"alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism"
ONLY IN GERMANY.
http://tinyurl.com/yyjqub
We know YOUR FAVOURITE:
http://tinyurl.com/mvefl
--
You would do better not to discuss any aspect of your ordeal with the
mocking imbeciles residing in the alt. horror newsgroup. Let them
chatter and slaver and drool as much as they wish. Discussing something
as upsetting and horrendous as that with dribbling, gibbering
schadenfreude infected monkeys is hardly a recipe to be recommended. -
T.Bone, 22/11/06
El Roberto
2006-12-07 00:01:29 UTC
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Post by the dog from that film you saw
ahem...
here is the actual, original message.
just think - it led to murder, and it's sitting there on google forever....
http://masl.to/?N22F1205E
You really are a fucking OCD FREAK, man. How the HELL did you find that? Is
it legit?

R
the dog from that film you saw
2006-12-07 07:32:11 UTC
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Post by El Roberto
Post by the dog from that film you saw
ahem...
here is the actual, original message.
just think - it led to murder, and it's sitting there on google forever....
http://masl.to/?N22F1205E
You really are a fucking OCD FREAK, man. How the HELL did you find that?
Is it legit?
R
of course it is!
that's the actual original posting that led to the murder - i googled it up
after seeing the documentary.
you have a short memory....


http://masl.to/?E2212425E
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A french man who wanted a castle threw his cat into a pond.
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